Mike Parker's Seattle Seahawks Extended Profile
Who am I?
Just another freak in the freak kingdom...too weird to live, too rare to die.
Interests
chaos, film, insanity, journalism, laughter, music, observing the steady declination of Most Things, philosophy, photography, sports, writing
Likes
Didn't I just do this?!
I would like to ...
survive the zombie apocalypse
Main Skills
i'm the guy in the room who says the thing everyone else is thinking but too afraid to say it